Vanisms

Van: "Mommy dis is takin tooooo wong!"
Me. What is buddy?
Van: "My gwo-in up!"


Van: "Can I touch dis...does it have wecktwicity?"
Me: "Yep you can touch it...it doesn't have electricity. What do you know about electricity?"
Van: It comes out of the cwouds and makes our yights go off and on."