Vanism...in record time

So, if you know our kid....you know why I went to the bedroom and let him be for 5 minutes...just 5 really...suddenly silence....so I yell, "Van, what are you doing?" He runs into the bedroom, completely naked of course and says, "I dipped my hands in it, in the water.....and I caught the poop....and now my hands are dirty." Laugh away because this is one of those moments where I just thought "not even 5 minutes...are you kidding me..."