Golfing....and a tantrum

First...she thought he had to be a first grader, ok, then a kindergartner...
Second...he loved hitting balls...
Third...he got a free t-shirt...
Fourth...he kicked and screamed his way out of the park...

Vanism

Van: Mama! I picked some flowers for you!!!
Mama: Aw buddy they are beautiful! Thank you! Let me take them inside to put them in some water.
Van: No, I think I better keep them so just in case you get mad at me later.