"Look! It's a rockoon!" --excitement over seeing a brown rock, encircled with black stripes
We were driving down the road one day and a squirrel darted out in front of us. From the back seat we hear: "CHIPMONKEY! MOMMY, DADDY, CHIPMONKEY!!!" Brett and I just looked at each other and laughed...how could you not. So...I'm not sure if Van thinks that squirrels and chipmunks are actually monkeys...makes sense I guess...they have long tails and hang out in trees.
At the library..."That's a orca...not a killer whale." Well both really...I guess.
Walking downtown...sees Cowboys painted on the sidewalk and yells, "I found fossils!"
"No mommy! That's a pwotoceratops...not twiceratops!" --OK...if you say so...