Vanism

Van: Hey mama...when can we go bungee jumping?
Me: Well...you have to be 18 to go...
Van: 8!!! Awesome...we get to go when I'm 8!?!?!?!

(Someone, somewhere has a picture of me bungee jumping in Las Vegas...but I couldn't find it to show him...I'm usually not really the risk taker of the family ;) )

Happy Saint Paddy's Day!

" Are all those people Irishes too?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vanism

Van's been really enjoying this show...and I think it lead to this conversation...

 

Van: This kitty, it got bit by a rattlesnake. The neurotoxins are getting to it's brain so we gotta give it a shot.

Me: That's so sad...poor kitty. Good thing he has a knowledgeable vet like you!
Van: It's dead...

Skateboarding...watching...sliding on tummy...

Source: http://ohpioneer.com/post/15159122598/a-quote-about-stars-taken-with-instagram

Vanism

I had a dream about my dad...he was feeding the dogs...I told him not to give them eggs but he didn't listen to me...

Briddger-ism

Van's 6-year-old cousin...

B. came for a sleepover in our room...they wrestled, legoed, and told jokes. Next thing I knew, Van was snoring...

Me: I guess you finally wore him out buddy!
B: Thank gawd! He didn't let me sleep for five days!!!

Wedding + Family Vacation

Gorgeous wedding for two very loved people, In-and-Out Burger, swimming and wrestling with cousins, jeep with the top off, sisters in law, early morning explorations and Peet's Coffee, In-and-Out Burger, Sea World soak zone, history, museums, Zoo with meerkats and facepaint, fresh fish, karate chopping waves, champagne, body-surfing, Blue Demon Jr. Mexican wrestling cape with mask!!!, beaches, relaxing...

 

 



Golfing....and a tantrum

First...she thought he had to be a first grader, ok, then a kindergartner...
Second...he loved hitting balls...
Third...he got a free t-shirt...
Fourth...he kicked and screamed his way out of the park...

Vanism

Van: Mama! I picked some flowers for you!!!
Mama: Aw buddy they are beautiful! Thank you! Let me take them inside to put them in some water.
Van: No, I think I better keep them so just in case you get mad at me later.